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Octopus (2000)

You don't like lists? Or you make your own? Beside the 'best' here my opinion on the 'worst'! I'm sure my worst number 1 might even be your best number 1, but hey, this is MY page... hehehe! Fasten your seatbelts, cause here are my worst movies, worst actors and actresses.

El Chupacabra (2003)

What makes it that someone give 1 point to a movie that someone else gave 10 points for? I don't know. Sometimes the motives are not clear. You may dislike or even hate a certain actor so much that no matter what they do, you don't like what the play.
In other cases people love action movies while you prefer drama. There is a big distance between the two. I mean, you prefer to see some old bodybuilder like Schwarzenegger blow someone's brains out or you prefer the drama surrounding the 'victory' of Glenn Close in Dangerous Liasons. I have my own reasons to pick something as the worst. Some movies are so bad that even though they are supposed to be horror, you only keep laughing during the movie because of the terrible special effects and make-up. Other movies irritate so much because of their faul language that it is simply No fun at all to watch. No more talking now, here goes the countdown from 50 to 1.... (if you want to know all my worst movies you have to join me at

50. Cast Away - Tom Hanks (2000)

50. Cast Away (2000)
49. Canibal Holocaust (1980)
48. Siu Lam Juk Kau (2001)
47. Een Pak Slaag (1979)
46. the Matrix Revolutions (2003)
45. Kill Bill I (2003)
44. American Pie 2 (2001)
43. Truman Show (1998)
42. Dumb & Dumber (1994)
41. Forrest Gump (1994)

40. The Thing (1982)

40. The Thing (1982)
39. Terminator 1 (1984)
38. De illusionist (1984)
37. The Godfather (1972)
36. Terminator 2 (1991)
35. Comapny (2002)
34. Curse of the Puppet Master (1998)
33. Wishmaster 3 : Beyond the Gates of Hell (2001)
32. Wishmaster 4 : The Prophecy Fulfilled (2002)
31. U.S.-Seals II (2001)

30. Vercingetorix (2001)

30. Vercingetorix (2001)
29. Shark Attack 3 : Megalodon (2002)
28. Look Who's Talking Now (1993)
27. Octopus (2000)
26. Mouse Into Space (1962)
25. Killer Crocodile (1989)
24. Ballistic : Ecks vs Sever (2002)
23. Glitter (2001)
22. Nine Lives (2002)
21. Agent Red (2000)

20. The Howling IV :The Original Nightmare (1988)

20. The Howling IV : The Original Nightmare (1988)
19. Shark Zone (2003)
18. Police Academy : Mission to Moscow (1994)
17. Biarkan Bintang Menari (2003)
16. Disaster (2001)
15. Cinta 24 Karat (2003)
14. Peti Mati (2002)
13. Kafir (2002)
12. Deep Shock (2003)
11. El Chupacabra (2003)

10. Warlock III : The End of Innocence (1999)

10. Warlock III (1999)
9. The Order (2001)
8. Bruce Almighty (2003)
7. Dracula2000 (2000)
6. The Message (1976)


5. Oh, God! (1977) Not funny at all, terrible acting by John Denver and others. Watched it once, and that is more for the rest of my life.


4. The Life of Brian (1979) monthy Python's sarcasm knows no bounderies. And no, I did not think this was a funny movie.


3. The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) Hollywood loves to take on the Christian fate. Something they would NEVER dare with Islam. Anyway, this blasphemist movie is unfortunately not the only one. Would deserve the Bottom of the list, but it can even worse...


2. Battlefield Earth : A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) Well, religion tops the top of the bottom.... A piece of nonsense from American Religious idiots who only join the Scientific Church to get rid of high taxes. John Travolta as the ultimate idiot. It can't be worse or can it.....?


1. The Da Vinci Code (2006). First of all this movie is simply blasphemie. Secondly, this movie is not only the worst because of that but also because this movie based on FICTION is seen by to many as reality. Filmmakers and author don't care about the confusion at all, and simply abuse the public to get money. Beside this all, the movie is terrible, with actors who try to act but can't, and it is a complete waste of money, time and energy. Yes, I think it is so bad that it even tops Battlefield Eart or Octopus. It deserves the BOTTOM and will remain there for the rest of film history. 

Ravil Issyanov "Top" of the BOTTOM !!!

Fasten your seatbelts.... I can't stand some of these actors, and they have to come up with something REALLY good to get my attention again. My Rotten Tomatoes go to....

1. Ravil Issyanov.
Absolute bottom guy. Can't act, often plays himself in a movie but then as Isyanov with one S, for lack of better names. Octopus (2000) is one his absolute worst, but even if a movie is doing 'okay' his acting is still terrible like in K19 (2002). Arachnid (2001), Under Pressure (2000) and Doomsdayer (2000) are some other of his movies you will find in my top of Worst Movies.... Better find yourself an other job....

2. Can Leonardo di Caprio please stay home to play with his teddybear???

2. Leonardo di Caprio. He can't act. He really can't. Ever seen him cry in a movie? oh, my goodness, even I can do it better. He may get some work in the right movies, but even in those movies he is doing nothing else than anoying me all the time. No matter if it is Titanic, Gangs of New York, or The Beach, all movies would have been better without him. Please, please, get him a big big teddybear,  big enough to block the way out of his house. NO more Leo!!! 

3. Jim Not Funny Carrey

3. Jim Carrey. If there is one thing I hate it is people who think they are funny when they are not. Jim is one of those guys, who has no brains at all, and no matter where he goes he thinks he has to make funny faces. He irritates me the most of all in the cinema, and I can't wait till the day that he retires or decides to start singing or so. I will definately throw a party that day!

4. No brains only body Schwarzenegger

5. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Who ever convinced this guy to play in his first movie should be put away in prison for life! Ever seen a bigger fool walking around Hollywood can tell me, not to mention in California. Politics, acting, whatever he does, he does like an empty headed guy. Can someone give him an "life time achievement award" for spoiling the world of entertainment with his face, body and accent and tell him to never come back again ?

6. Clean Out Sale Please, more Bodybuilders...